K8

My new computer is the most beautiful thing that I’ve ever seen.

In other news! Earlier today I helped my friend with a madlib and it resulted in such beauteous phrases as “a sensuous prince named Evelyn” and “bit off her New Zealand”. Thought you’d like to know.

Mr. Hollingsworth, could you please explain...

Kelly: I AM GOING TO WRITE THIS
Kelly: AND THEN I'M GOING TO SEE TAYLOR IN SEPTEMBER
Kelly: AND IT'S GOIGN TO BE SO AWKWARD
me: SHHH
me: WHO CAAAARES
Kelly: "I WROTE ABOUT YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAWS FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS."
me: HAHAHAHAHA
Kelly: "HERE HAVE A CIGAR"
Kelly: "CAN I BUY YOU A BEER?"
me: LOLOLOL
Kelly: "LET ME DESCRIBE IN DETAIL WHAT HAPPENED"
me: CAN I TOUCH YOUR THIGH
Kelly: "DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!!!"
Kelly: "CAN I SNIFF YOU"
Kelly: "ARE YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A HOMOSEXUAL?"
me: CAN YOU PUT YOUR FINGERS NEAR MY MOUTH
me: ARE YOUR OR HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ANY HOMOSEXUALS
me: IS THERE ANY HISTORY OF HOMOSEXUALITY IN YOUR FAMILY
Kelly: WHAT SORT OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? IS THAT FLOWERS I SMELL?
Kelly: HIGHLY HOMOSEXUAL
Kelly: *TICKS ON PAD*
me: DLFKGFDD
me: I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE *NOT*, A HOMOSEXUAL, MR. HOLLIGSWORTH, BUT IF YOU WERE, AND CONOR FUCKED YOU UP THE ASS, /HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'D FEEL ABOUT THAT/
Kelly: POINT ON THE CHART TO THE LEVEL OF DISCOMFORT YOU MIGHT FEEL
me: DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN WEAR THOSE BOOTS AND CLAIM TO LIKE GIRLS
me: YES?
me: HMMMMM
me: *SCRIBBLE*
Kelly: YOUR COAT IS MADE OF VELVET, MR HOLLINGSWORTH, IS IT NOT?
me: YOUR VELVET COAT HAS COME STAINS ON IT, MR HOLLINGSWORTH, DOES IT NOT?
Kelly: DO YOU BELIEVE WOMEN LIKE THE LITTLE LORD FAUNTLEROY LOOK, MR HOLLINGSWORTH?
Kelly: IS THAT SO?
Kelly: VERY MYSTERIOUS STAINS
Kelly: A FAN OF TAPIOCA, ARE WE?
me: oh god lol i just lost it. i was all typing away serious business and you made me giggle loud enough to startle my cat
Kelly: hahahahahha
me: MR HOLLINGSWORTH POINT TO THE PLACE WHERE YOU'D MOST LIKE YOUR BANDMATES TO TOUCH YOU
me: COULD YOU BE A BIT MORE PRECISE
Kelly: MR HOLLINGSWORTH COULD YOU PLEASE DESCRIBE THE AMOUNT OF /SEXUAL AROUSAL/ YOU MAY HAVE FELT AT ANY TIME WHEN YOUR BAND MATES MAY HAVE BEEN IN CLOSE PROXIMITY
Kelly: ESPECIALLY ONE *READS* MR ...CONOR OBERST?
Kelly: i think i'm out of funny
Kelly: hahaha
me: hahahaha ;_;

damn you, hypothetical pornography

mspotamus:

carleehaggith:

supernaturalisbomb:

deans-julia:

bahahahaha I’m dying right now.

lol

LOL

HERE ARE NICO AND ANDY WARHOL DRESSED AS BATMAN AND ROBIN.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, TUMBLR?????

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HEY I REALLY HOPE YOU’RE NOT FOLLOWING ME ‘COS KELLY TOLD YOU TO BECAUSE I AM NOT ALL THAT AWESOME AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW TUMBLR WORKS REALLY AND IT’S MAKING MY COMPUTER SLOWWWWWwww AUGHHHHhH HALP!!!11!1

handshake tramp: SNAPS FINGERS IN A MIDDLE FINGER FORMATION >:o

k8: I think Faris should add Esq to his name
k8: Faris Badwan, Esq.
DaLocoBrat1: lmfao y
DaLocoBrat1: Faris Rotter Of Crappy Garage Band The Horrors, Esq.
k8: no
DaLocoBrat1: That makes him seem a lot more sophisticated
k8: Faris Badwan of Sophisticated Obscure Indie Garage Band The Horrors, Esq.